Niektórzy go uwielbiają zwracając uwagę na jego absurdalność, niezrozumiałość lub dalece posuniętą abstrakcyjność. Inni z kolei nie mogą go znieść uważając, że jest głupi, nudny, po prostu lame. A jakie jest Wasze zdanie? Przedstawiamy Wam dziesięć angielskich dowcipów. Czy któryś z nich uważacie za naprawdę dobry?

– 1-

A: Anton, do you think I am a bad mother?

B: My name is Paul.

– 2-

A: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

B: Snowballs.

– 3-

Doctor: I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.

Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?

Doctor: Every two hours.

– 4-

A: Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

B: What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

PODPOWIEDŹ: food remians – resztki jedzenia

– 5-

Q: What animal has five legs?
A: A pitbull returning from a playground.

– 6-

A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

– 7-

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

– 8-

Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

– 9 –

Little Johnny asks his father:
Where does the wind come from?
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I don’t know.
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Why do dogs bark?
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I don’t know.
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Why is the earth round?
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I don’t know.
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Does it disturb you that I ask so much?
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No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.

– 10-

A: Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!
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B: Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!

To tyle na dzisiaj. Chętnie dowiemy się, które z dowcipów uznaliście za śmieszne, głupie, nienormalne, nudne, pokręcone. Komentujcie!